"if you’re straight then why did you say she was hot"
yo i’m straight not blind
One time a nun at my school saw a hot guy and said “woah God did a nice job on that one” and we all looked at her like ??? and she goes “I’m allowed to look at the menu I just can’t order”
(Source: saintsandzombies, via my--sanguine--eyes)
Game of Thrones cast at the London premiere: Jacob Anderson, John Bradley, Iain Glen, Rose Leslie, Indira Varma, Gemma Whelan, Tony Way, Daniel Portman, Sophie Turner, Liam Cunningham (photos courtesy @Thronecast)
DANIEL PORTMAN STOP. WHY.WHYAREYOUSOFUCKINGCUTE
“Pod… There has never lived a more loyal squire.”
At which point I had an emotional meltdown.
At which point everyone lost their panties.
I just want to be slightly drunk, half naked, and completely on top of someone.
^^Me most days,
there’s a special place in hell reserved just for me
it’s called the throne
Why did one basketball team literally dominate over their entire school
ARE YOU TELLING ME THAT SCHOOLS AREN’T ACTUALLY LIKE THAT IN AMERICA?
We’re all in this together!!!
My college is the Wildcats. All the jokes. This is great.
(Source: kit-harington, via bitchwithperfectpitch)
I’m never throwing a cigarette butt on the ground again. Holy shit.
YOU SHOULDN’T HAVE BEEN THROWING YOUR CIGARETTES ON THE GROUND ANYWAYS
omfg poor baby
I’m so glad this post exists. I took ecology in high school and apparently a lot of animals are attracted to the smell of cigarettes and they eat them whenever they can find them. Sometimes they’ll even wander onto roads at night if they smell one and they’ll get hit by cars doing so. And they can’t digest them. The cigarettes just sit in their stomachs until they run out of space and then they starve because they always feel full. I don’t understand why people can’t just put their cigarettes out and then toss them in the trash bin or keep them in an ashtray in their cars until they get home. Is it really that hard?
This makes me so sad.
(Source: butterfliesinmy, via bitchwithperfectpitch)